What Ruby ate this weekend

• 1 pair of cheap-ass earbud headphones
• 1 expensive headset for cellphone
• I'm not sure how many pairs of earplugs, including the plastic cords that go around your neck
• 1 arch support insole thingy
• 1 sock
• my favorite glasses, the ones with the rhinestones on them
• 3 perfectly ripe garden tomatoes that I was saving for my dinner last night
• 1 yellow squash