Wednesday, November 7, 2007

Things I don't do for a living but have always wanted to try

One of the things I like best about blogging is other bloggers. Oh sure, I read some of the big blogs; I like snarky and/or informed commentary about the news, but it's the smaller, quirkier blogs I like best. Reading about the lives of people I'd never know about otherwise, looking at pictures of their dogs, knitting projects, or the little sparkly things they put on their fake leg just for fun. I'm not going to single out any particular blog or post at the moment, because I'm very tired and I have to get up extra early tomorrow. But I try to add most of my regular stops to the blogroll over there [on the right], so have a look around. It's not all-inclusive, and some of the links may be obsolete -- I have a different set of bookmarks at work than at home, and usually only the ones at home make it to the blogroll. So just because it's not on that blogroll doesn't mean I don't read it.

Yeah yeah, I'm aware that there are portable bookmarking applications and suchlike, but I can't be bothered at the moment. I'll get around to it. And it's not like I read any of these every single day, much as I'd like to do so. Plus if my site counter thingy is anything like accurate, there's not a lot of you using my blogroll. Please let me know if I'm wrong, but it looks like most of the outgoing traffic from there is me.

Anyway, I was reading Sara's post from yesterday, wherein she named some of the bloggers she was following for the month, fellow NaBloPoMo participants all. Some of them I'd read before, some were new to me; all were good and interesting.

I have to clear one thing up, though. I know Sara only via blogging; we've never met in person. She has this really interesting knack, though, for reading my mind. I'm intentionally kind of vague about what rocket surgeons like myself actually do for a living, so I'm not expecting people to know or to guess what it is. Being a princess is not a requirement, but the tiara does help. I worry, though, that in my vagueness I am mis-representing myself. Because it's twice now that Sara has attributed a profession to me that is not in fact mine.

See, a while back she described me as a librarian, which I found terribly flattering. And in fact I've always secretly kind of wanted to be a librarian, but I have kind of a virulent mold/mildew allergy that keeps me out of the stacks in any respectable (i.e., not electronic) library; also my university's undergraduate library degree program closed during my first semester there, before I'd gotten round to declaring a major or anything. They subsequently replaced it with some kind of Information Science degree, but it was too late: I'd already gotten involved with Linguistics. And you know what a slippery slope that is.

And some of my best friends are in fact librarians; I like to think I sort of fit right in among them.

So I cleared that up in the comments, and whaddya know, yesterday she described me as a former professional baker. Which is another one of those dreamy things I've always wanted to be. I have cooked in a couple of restaurants, and have in fact baked yummy things as part of my job: scones, muffins, cheesecakes (which I detest), pies, fabulous lemon-herb tarts, pound cakes, etc. But I've never actually worked in a bakery, alas.

On the other hand, it's not too late. It's entirely possible, in fact, that I need a new career. The rocket surgery racket ain't all that great these days.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh, good grief! I have (or thought I had) a distinct memory of you writing in comments at I Blame the Patriarchy about how much less fun it is to bake muffins when you have to get up early and make hundreds of them commercially, and that you were writing from experience.

Who the heck am I mixing you up with? Or did I just dream that? And if the latter, should you be creeped out that I'm dreaming your career fantasies? And should I be disturbed that I dream them as comments at IBTP?

I ran a search at IBTP and cannot find the comment I remember, not just not by you but by anyone. And now the voice in my head -- sort of like James Earl Jones' this morning -- is remarking, "The dementia is strong in this one."

Julie said...

I have never spent any significant time in the stacks at ANY library!! You should seriously consider a degree in Library & Information Science - it would suit you well. And you can discover tangential career paths along the way; I initially trained as a children's librarian but that is long gone!!

You'd make a great data wrangler.

You can do quite a lot of the degree online, and probably transfer some of your graduate credit too. The closest program is UNC-G http://lis.uncg.edu/
Think about it!

alphabitch said...

You're not crazy; I have said something like that, on more than one occasion and in more than one person's comments, and it's true. But I'm just quibbling in that it was in fact a restaurant and not a bakery. And it's just as true of those yummy tuna-white bean spring rolls that I used to have to make 60 of every morning so they'd be fresh and perfect for the lunch rush.

So you're not mixing me up. And the most interesting thing to me is that I'm projecting my career fantasies this strongly; it really is a big issue for me right now.

Anonymous said...

Ah, thank you for clearing that up!

And what Julie said -- sounds right. Or so it seems, just knowing you virtually.

And now I really want tuna for lunch.

alphabitch said...

I like the sound of data wrangling. Will check it out, thanks. It's not just the allergies that kept me from getting a library degree; it's mostly just I keep getting distracted. By data, usually.