More fun than counting to ten when you're mad

I took this picture several years ago at the May Day Parade in Minneapolis, which is a wonderful and life-affirming and commercial-free phenomenon that I absolutely love. It's the only parade that I've ever really liked. These words were scrawled on the sidewalk with a lot of other goofy stuff, and every time I walked by it I giggled. I've had this photo above my work space for a while, but I had to move it the other day and it's now the first thing I see when I walk in the door of my house. Right above the pic of my sister the mailman standing next to Al Franken at some kind of fund-raiser type event. She's blushing like a teenager. He's hotter than you'd think, she tells me. I'll take her word for it.

Anyway, I think it helps: "I will not freak unless froken to." Go ahead and try it if you need to.