Frequently Asked Questions
There are a few questions Ruby is tired of hearing:
- Who's an orange dog?
- What's that in your mouth?
- Was it you who ripped that up?
- Will you stop that already?
- Where on earth did you find that?
- Can you reach things on the countertop?
- Why are you barking?
- Are you really going to eat that?
- Is it tinkle time?
- How'd you get your ears to do that?
- Why are you licking my panties?
- Did you put all your toys under the couch again?
- Why?
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4 comments:
Who's an orange dog?
Ohhh, I like that one! :)
Who's an orange doggie??? (((kiss kiss!!!)))
Ones she's not tired of hearing:
- Who wants to go to the P.A.R.K.?
- Who wants a cookie?
- Who wants to go to the penpenpen?
- Who wants to chase Tigger?
Yeah, she also likes:
-Is it suppertime?
-Do you have time for a walk?
-Is that Tigger's house?
Daisy: when people ask me what kind of dog she is, I usually just shrug and say "orange."
The other day some neighbor kids asked me how come her name was Ruby when she wasn't really red? I didn't have a good answer.
She is a rare orange Ruby -- like a yellow garnet or a green amethyst.
Any Ruby can be red, but this one is orange. And wiggly.
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