Santa's Forces v. The Dreidel of Doom
Over at Fafblog, our correspondent Fafnir checks in with news from the long, jolly slog that is the War on Christmas:
"I hear they got Rudolph today," says me.Me, I'll be back here at home decorating my Secularmas tree. Whoville really did change everything. Go read the rest.
"No!" says Giblets. "Not Rudolph! With his unmatched dogfighting skills and his nose so bright he was invincible!"
"It's true," says me. "Zombie Judah Maccabee shot im down over the Island of Misfit Toys with his dreidel of doom."
"Damn you Hannukah!" says Giblets. "Will your eight days of madness never end!"
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apparently someone in Montreal decided to build the world's largest dreidel for the fun of it. Don't know why, but I thought it was funny.
Hope you return from holiday hiatus, alphabitch!
Alphabitch, It has become clear to me in a devastating and crushing way, that you, my sister, are one of THOSE people. Yes, THOSE people who never take down thier damned christmas lights and light up plastic nativitys until the lilacs are blooming! My shame and disillusion are all consuming... please darling help me to get back the feeling of awe and wonderment one only feels for her sHERO big sister by posting something new so this holiday post is no longer number one.
thank you.
I finally solved the holiday decorations left up too long problem by simply not putting any up in the first place. It works great. Remember how mom used to threaten to put Valentine hearts on the tree when we were kids? It was a great thing when she discovered that she could cut all the branches off and put the whole thing in the trunk of her car and use them for the rest of the winter every time her car got stuck in the snow. She couldn't wait to take that thing down after that.
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