Monday, July 30, 2007

What Ruby ate this weekend

  • 1 pair of cheap-ass earbud headphones
  • 1 expensive headset for cellphone
  • I'm not sure how many pairs of earplugs, including the plastic cords that go around your neck
  • 1 arch support insole thingy
  • 1 sock
  • my favorite glasses, the ones with the rhinestones on them
  • 3 perfectly ripe garden tomatoes that I was saving for my dinner last night
  • 1 yellow squash

6 comments:

Julie said...

that b*tch!!

maybe we should suspend some baskets from the ceiling. Until she learns to jump.

Feel free to stick her in the pen with Tigre tomorrow!

Daisy Deadhead said...

And she looks utterly proud of herself for it, too! :)

Anonymous said...

Oh, no! Did she swallow any of it, or just chew? Fingers crossed that there is no massive vet bill in your future -- and that this stage ends soon.

alphabitch said...

Actually, she didn't do it all at once; this little project took her all weekend. I just need to not leave anything out on any surfaces at all. She can reach all of them now. She did swallow a fair amount of stuff (esp the tomatoes and squash -- she seemed to like that) but mostly she ripped it all into tiny pieces. So far she seems OK in that regard; she ate the worst of it on Saturday early a.m.

The picture was actually

alphabitch said...

err - the picture was actually taken before all the DestructoDog action, but it's the same look.

Anonymous said...

Apparently your ears and feet are delicious.