You mean they don't really fry those frijoles twice?

Do you have questions about Mexicans or other Spanish-speaking immigrants that you're just, well, afraid to ask? Because you know in your heart that they're tasteless and rude and you'd just be embarrassed? Fear no more, gringo. Gustavo Arellano is here to help:

"Can you please explain the pecking order amongst Spanish-speaking peoples? And don’t deny that there is one.

Curious Gringo

"Gabacho: Sure—Mexicans on top, everyone else is a bunch of Guatemalans."

The guy's funny and irreverent (it's satire, people) and manages to offend those with delicate sensibilities of pretty much every color.

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